i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Couch. On fire.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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