yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My feet surprised me
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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