I'm gonna have a badass scar
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Randomize
