"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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