We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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