I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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