Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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