Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
please come you make the beer taste better
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize