these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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