what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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