yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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