There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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