oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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