ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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