i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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