note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
Randomize
