What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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