Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize
