His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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