he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
