it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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