whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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