He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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