We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Randomize
