Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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