then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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