Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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