Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
