Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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