i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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