Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My brain says no but my pants say off.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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