everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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