My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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