Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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