And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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