Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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