worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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