There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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