Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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