Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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