Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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