your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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