WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My vagina is very pro this idea
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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