You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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