i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I will pee on everything he values.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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