That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize