she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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