I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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