We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
MIDGETS
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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