Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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