How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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