He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
