Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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