I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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