Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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